Ah Children...

Lilly (to Dustin and Austin out of nowhere): "You boys are awesome."

Me: "Are either of you poopy?  I smell something and really hope you didn't do that in your underwear."
Lilly: "No."
Austin: "No. Maybe you poopy Mommy."

Upon entering Austin's room while relieving him of his time-out term:
Me: "Did you pull those blinds all the way up like that?"
Austin: "No."
Me: "Then who did?"
Austin (flashing a quick, sweet smile): "I not do it again."

Lilly: "I need to cut my bangs."

Lilly: "Don't worry about it!"

Upon returning from a trip to the restroom with Grandpa (who's name shall remain anonymous):
Austin: "I pinched a loaf."

Hat Phase



Rappin' Gnomes featuring Mackenzie

What happens when a huge winter storm hits and you're iced in with 4 kids?

Your niece makes up a silly rap song and convinces your 2 year old to rap with her while wearing part of a Halloween costume. 
(Yes, that is me trying to contain my laughter in the background of the song.)